Sunday, March 1, 2015

Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Phaedra Parks Attacks Kenya Moore Over Cheating on Apollo

These bitches are wild!  Apollo Nida turned himself in to begin his eight-year prison sentence (yes you read that right 8 years!), however the orange jumpsuit left much aray behind that he can’t fix. His soon to be Ex-Wife and new single mom Phaedra Parks reignites a feud with longtime frenemy Kenya Moore a.k.a she jumps across a table after Kenya finds out about Phaedra’s alleged affair with Mr Chocolate.


Kenya Spreads Truth/or Lies


The Show starts over a wine-tasting, with Cynthia Bailey telling friends Kenya Moore and Claudia Jordan about Apollo’s allegations that Phaedra took on a lover, an African prince named Mr. Chocolate. Yes we can’t make this up. His name is Mr. Chocolate, such great names haves entered Atlanta like who can forget “The African Prince”


Cynthia paraphrases the texts that husband Peter Thomas told her about. “‘I can’t wait to get off the plantation.’ She’s in love with this guy!”


“Phaedra has had issues telling the truth,” Cynthia shades in her confessional interview, talking about the lawyer’s confusion about the due date of her second baby, and the time where she denied dissing Cynthia over a party invitation. “After all these years, I can’t say that I know Phaedra that well — but I do know her representative.”


Cynthia lies explains that the reason why she is gossiping sharing this information with the girls is because of the hypocrisy in the group. Alright is she crazy? Seems like to me shes digging for some shade.  Phaedra has called Kenya a whore after Apollo lied about their flirty exchange in Las Vegas. And in Puerto Rico, Nene Leakes infamously told Claudia that her “clit has left her body.”


Phaedra Rids of Her Shame Through Spiritual Means


Phaedra hadn’t been spending much time at home — has been staying at a  hotel as Apollo enjoyed his last few moments of freedom.


In an effort to start clean rid the dirty money shame, she asks Apostle Thaddeus and his wife, Chandra, to bless her home. They pray over the entire house, because that’s apparently what you do when your husband goes to jail for 8 years to support your wealthy lifestyle. Dylan’s room is cleansed — where Apollo punched a hole through the wall — and the garage is cleansed, where he terrorized Phaedra with a drill in his hand. Who can forget his calm scary as fuck “Don’t Call The police” whisper of death as well that occurred there!


“I know by the time that they are done, all evilness will be totally eradicated,” Phaedra says in her confessional interview.


Kenya throws shade at Phaedra


Kandi invites all of the girls to dinner so she can spread some shade, where drama breaks out before they even get to eat the lavish dessert.


Cynthia tells Phaedra that Peter and Apollo talked before Apollo turned himself in. It was pretty damn that Phaedra didn’t want to hear it (probably because mr choco is real in my opinion) , but Cynthia bashes through anyway.


“Peter told me that he found out you were dating some guy,” Cynthia says. “Apollo actually showed Peter the text messages.”


“Don’t tell me what my husband said,” Phaedra counters. “Worry about your own. If you didn’t see it for yourself, you can’t believe it.”


Kenya throws her shade in…and goes in for the kill. She calls Phaedra out for being a damn airhead and reminds Phaedra about “the text messages that Peter saw, that you sent to Mr. Chocolate…the man that you’ve been going around, having an affair with!”


Phaedra swings at Kenya with her clutch as Kenya throws her venomous shade. Porsha Williams steps in, and drags Phaedra, who threatens to “whip her ass,” out of the restaurant.


“You don’t want to know the truth! You go around calling everyone a whore, and you’re the biggest whore here,” Kenya says to Phaedra as she’s carried out.


“These hens can cluck all they want,” Phaedra says in her confessional. “I’m not afraid to take them to the slaughterhouse and chop their heads off if I need to.”



Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Phaedra Parks Attacks Kenya Moore Over Cheating on Apollo

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