Would Lisa Vanderpump Return To RHOBH? Is She On The Chopping Block Already?

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Lisa Vanderpump is still unsure on if she would like to return to the Reality TV show that made her famous. After 5 years of drama filled reunions it seems like the fame crazed star is getting a little sick of being the villain. Vanderpump confirmed that she hasn’t been asked back yet, and with new rumors circulating that Lisa Vanderpump is on the chopping block with Kim and Kyle Richards, where not sure she even will be asked back.

According to a report by Entertainment Tonight, the RHOBH star was celebrating Real Housewives of Miami’s star Lea Black’s new book, while she was in attendance she commented that she was unsure if she would want to return to the show that made her famous.

“You know what, that’s the million-dollar question isn’t it? I don’t know. I mean, I’ve done five years and it’s been an incredible time. It’s up to Bravo. Everybody’s talking, doing negotiations. So, we’ll see. I’m busy doing Vanderpump Rules, and I’m running my businesses, and doing my charities. But it’s always been an amazing experience.”

Lisa Vanderpump preceded to throw some shade at the recovering Kim Richards.

“I know she’s been going through a lot, you know, and I just hope she gets help. She needs it.”

Kim Richards who has had one hell of a month, from two relapses, a police arrest, and a torn apart wedding, was recently fired her self from the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

When Lisa was asked about if Kim Richards was fired for the upcoming sixth season of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, the Bravo star explained, “When the dynamic changes, it always affects the show but nothing has been decided about anybody that’s going back. Me included, you know?”

As we previously reported Lisa Vanderpump had joked about being fired earlier in the week

“I don’t know…I didn’t want to go back last season, and there was a bit of persuasion, to be honest, because it was such a horrible situation, but this season’s been fantastic. I had a really good time, but you never know, I might get the boot, I might get fired!”

What do you guys think should Lisa Vanderpump return? Or would it be better with out the Richard Sisters and Miss Vanderpump?

Would Lisa Vanderpump Return To RHOBH? Is She On The Chopping Block Already?

Lisa Vanderpump: #WhatDidHarryDo

Lisa Vanderpump villian rich snob of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is bitching to her blog this week to say everything she tried to say at the RHOBH reunion, but couldn’t because no one really cared. Lisa Vanderpump claims that when someone joins the cast of a reality show they better be ready to have everything about them exposed. She also shares her thoughts on #WhatDidHarryDo.

Lisa Vanderpump begins, “Aargh here we are again. As I sit here in the waiting room as my husband undergoes surgery for another hip replacement, I ponder and reflect on the truly important things in life, and what have I learnt over the last few years?

I know that participating in a reality show has been a learning curve for sure, how remaining stalwart in my resolve, to expose all aspects of my life and learn from the consequences…Even moments in our off-time–Kyle and I in the dressing room–are an accurate depiction of our relationship: laughter, good-natured banter that you would never in a million years dream would be aired.

That is the basic premise in a reality show. Be prepared to expose yourself and deal accordingly, and that is what Kim doesn’t seem to understand.

She keeps reiterating, “Keep my name out of your mouth.” “Don’t talk about me.”

Well if you appear, and your demeanor and your actions are questionable, be prepared to answer those questions. I believe that is the basic premise of a show such as this. Kyle has covered many a track for years, but in this forum, it is highly impossible to keep anything hidden. Taking responsibility is the one thing that evades both Kim and BG. I stated this in the first segment to BG: Understand this–just saying sorry doesn’t alter or change the facts. It might lead one to believe that they are alleviated from responsibility, or, as they both do, continually deflect so as to shift the focus of the matter at hand.

Lisa was vindicated by the segment that was shown. It was BG who brought up Kim as Lisa was challenging BG on her behaviour (again the master manipulator being exposed). The same for Kyle–it was her account that was accurate at the poker night. She went to the bathroom and Kim followed, of her own volition, as the documentation that this show provides proves.

Unfortunately when things are off camera, like magazine gate last year, we are forced to rely on these inaccurate accounts from these unreliable witnesses, so there you have it…

Deflection, denial, anger are traits they have in common.

The whole ridiculous intimation by Kim that Harry was guilty of something insidious was infuriating to me. That is why I urged Lisa to challenge her.

I knew the intimation was unfounded and baseless, and if she didn’t confront it, it would linger like a bad odor, so when push came to shove, there was nothing. Again, case in point, all will become exposed eventually. Who lies, who hurls hollow accusations with nothing to substantiate them ends up looking foolish.

So be sure to live your life transparently, be sure to have a solid foundation before you challenge somebody, and above all, have a modicum of accountability for your actions and beware when cameras are rolling–they are your witness. So as we endeavour to sort out this multi faceted situation, there is more to come.

Relationships with friends old and new can never be as complex as those of siblings. The deep rooted history that spills over into every conversation between the two sisters is sometimes hard to comprehend, so as we close on this penultimate episode, I assure you there are new revelations. The interference from a third party, with an intent to undermine one of the sisters, becomes evident next week as you will see.”

Photo Credit: Bravo

 

Lisa Vanderpump: #WhatDidHarryDo

Lisa Vanderpump: What Frustrated Me Most About The Reunion

Lisa Vanderpump, star of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, takes to her blog this week to discuss Tuesday Nights RHOBH Part 1 of the reunion. Lisa says she won’t apologize for her feelings on Brandi and points out that Brandi just doesn’t see things clearly. Lisa also has no idea why the heck Yolanda continually defends Brandi. See what she had to say below

Vanderpump begins, “A week has quickly flown by, and here we are as the curtain rises on the first part of this intense trilogy.

The reasoning behind the reunion is for all the feelings that have manifested over the past nine months to come to the surface, an emotional pregnancy born out of the complicated relationship between us women. Feelings that have simmered for many weeks as we witness what each have said then start rising to the top and sometimes boil over.

This was not a demanding season for me. I almost had some sort of reprieve after last year, but I identified with the feelings of trepidation in some others as Andy introduces us. As always, a spark of honesty as I state sarcastically, “My favorite day of the year.”

This year I felt drastically different than last. I wasn’t of the mind to digest any of the nonsense that potentially would be spewed by some. I felt almost a certain vindication as I knew there were some whom had done an excellent job of exposing themselves.

I felt sympathy for Yolanda as I could see a genuine struggle with composure as Andy asked after her welfare. Life has been challenging of late for her, and I could see that clearly.

I almost giggled as I sat opposite Eileen, who I am certain had never been part of something so intriguing. It is a unique experience, for sure, and one that lasts for often more than nine hours.

I have no idea how Kim and Kyle must’ve felt opposite each other after not seeing or speaking for many months. The two of them, at times, have appeared as close as any siblings I have known, and then this confrontation in such a public forum has to be somewhat overwhelming. Kim, as we have attested to this season, has the potential of being pretty venomous, and I wouldn’t relish being on the receiving end of that.

In regard to BG, I am not apologizing for my feelings of being utterly incredulous at almost everything she says, as she has, over a rather long period of time, created an idiotic perception of what she believes to be reality. She doesn’t see things clearly. She doesn’t understand why it is offensive to go home and f— my son Max’s best school friend from when we lived in France (he and his twin brother Alex were extremely close for years), then state this young boy has a nice c–k on national television. But then to remark that I was jealous he didn’t want to f— me is a classic example of why I can no longer interact with her, a classless attempt to embarrass me but, in fact, has the reverse effect and ultimately embarrasses herself.

She doesn’t comprehend the issue I have with the fact that as she cosies up to Kim, she has this urge to demean Kyle in the process, and for Yolanda to continually defend her, I find exasperating. I knew Yolanda had little stamina and wasn’t wanting to press her, but the situation certainly begged the question as to why BG is held to a different standard. I feel protective of Bella and was incensed that BG would liken an unfortunate incident to her own drinking situation, and yes there is one. That is why when BG says she didn’t have one, if that is what she chooses to believe, well then I have to enlighten her that unfortunately the ramifications of her indulging are US dealing with her verbal aggression or uncalled for physicality.

I have lost my patience, and after being the victim of her lies, I am in no mood to pussy foot around her. Do I have any issues with her personally? No. As she lay her hands on me, it was the straw that broke the camel’s back, and I have nothing further to say, but I have seen the venom that spouts from her, and I will defend vociferously if I have to.

It was a demanding day, and I am as intrigued as you to see this come to fruition.

You never have to worry too much. If you are of good character, all will become evident in the end.

So as we wrap this up, no I didn’t have an affair with my trainer (I don’t have one), I didn’t want to sleep with my son’s best friend, and I will watch my back.

Until next week…Love, Lisa.

Lisa Vanderpump: What Frustrated Me Most About The Reunion

RHOBH Reunion Preview: Is Lisa V Jelious of Brandi

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion part one airs tonight and we have another exclusive clip for the reunion! Things get heated between Brandi Glanville and Lisa Vanderpump when the subject of her Amsterdam fling comes up. After seeing the clip below Is Lisa V. Jealous of Brandi?

RHOBH Reunion Preview: Is Lisa V Jelious of Brandi

Brandi Glanville Confronts Lisa Vanderpump About The Epic Slap

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Brandi Glanville tried to talk to Lisa Vanderpump about the slap heard around the world that happened when the ladies were in Amsterdam during tonights season finale, but when Vanderpump wasn’t ready to move forward, Brandi got upset.

“I’ve apologized to you. I’ve said I’m sorry. I’ve told you I love you,” Brandi cries to lis. “My dad is dying… you have not reached out. No one else has except Yolanda. He’s dying in the hospital and you don’t give a f*ck about it!”

“I met him for twenty seconds and I’m sorry about that,” Lisa admits to Brandi.

“Are you?” Brandi yells. “He’s the best f*cking person on the planet. Better than you, better than Ken put together. He’s the best f*cking person on the planet!”

“Of course I feel sorry about Brandi’s father, but we just don’t have that kind of relationship that I’m going to pick up the phone and call her.” Lisa says in her confessional. “Especially after she slapped me. It’s kind of like, ‘I’m done.’” Im pretty sure this proves Lisa is a bitch!

Brandi insists Lisa hit her to even the score. “Don’t be ridiculous,” Lisa says. “Forget it. It’s done.”

“I can’t Lisa…” Brandi cries. “I can’t pretend anymore. I love you. This is bullish*t. I thought we were in a good place in Amsterdam. I joked around, I took it too far… I’m sorry!”

“I think it was only a matter of time before Brandi revealed herself for who she really was,” Lisa says in her interview. “She doesn’t understand the value of friendship. You can’t just apologize and expect things to go back to normal. Life’s not like that.”

Watch the show highlight below.

 

Brandi Glanville Confronts Lisa Vanderpump About The Epic Slap

Brandi Glanville: I Did Not Suggest An Intervention For Kim Richards

Brandi Glanville star of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is bitching to her blog this week to defend her self yet again and prove she did not talk to Lisa Rinna about the group should do an intervention for Kim Richards. Brandi insists what she said was taken out of context and attacks Kyle Richards for taking advantage of Kim Richards over the sale of their mom’s Palm Springs house. I wonder where the truth lies about Kyle Richards selling her and Kim Richards moms house.

Brandi begins, “We’re still in Amsterdam, and it was still gorgeous. We spent all day shopping and having a great time, but you saw the awkward moment of my apologizing to Lisa V. for the umpteenth time, which was not fun for me and probably annoying for you. Apologies between Lisa V. and I seem to be forever ongoing and super one-sided.

Lisa V. finally admitted, on Twitter no less, that she did know Scheana, but as her daughter Pandora’s friend, for three years before I met Lisa. That’s her only daughter living at home and socializing with her good friend Scheana. Hanging out, swimming, eating, whatever, and talking about “boyfriends” (Scheana’s happened to be my then-husband). Finally, the truth! Then Lisa V. tweeted again, clarifying that she had been Scheana’s “friend” for five years. How many times have I heard personally and you’ve heard Lisa V. say “she’s just an employee” and “she’s not my friend” and “I dooon’t knooow her.” Thanks for finally admitting that a year later…on Twitter. I found it all out a year ago as I’ve said numerous times, and you wonder why our friendship went south so fast.

So, there we have it, finally, the revelation. Years too late. I can promise we’ll wait around forever for THOSE multiple admissions and apologies. Different people. Different rules. Is it just me, or does anyone else see the hypocrisy here? The best we can hope for is more spin, human chess moves (AKA Bobby Fisher), and word games. Honestly, I just don’t care anymore, but hey, I have to write about it for you guys, so…think of it like the old SNL coffee talk skit, “Discuss amongst yourselves.”

Next, my travel romance. I skipped the last dinner party. What a welcome reprieve. Hello, I was single after all. I had a great time. Lovely man. Lovely dates. Lovely city. Lovely nights…and what a great way to end a vacation abroad. Oh, and shame on Lisa V.’s comment trying to shame me for dating a younger man. She married a much older man herself and her best friend’s fiancé is 30 years younger than he is. Live and let live!

I’m glad the ladies and more so Yo had a good dinner party discussing Bananas Foster, or was it bananas in azzes? (JK, Yo). Donkeys, sex shows, kumquats shooting out of vjjs or something, somewhere, across rooms, and X-rated ping-pong balls! Whatever! Haha. It was kinda funny to watch. Anyway, I’m sorry to have missed Yolanda’s quintessential Dutch dinner at the truly perfect Hotel l’Europe, but I probably would have added my own little sex joke and ruined the proper “ladies” evening.

Yeah, I’m being a smartass. Lighten up!

So, we’re back in LA, and you see why I was stressed in Amsterdam. My father’s health wasn’t that great and went scarily downhill fast when I arrived back in the States.

I had spoken to Yolanda but was missing her face, so Yolanda offered to organize a spa day, and after I told her the news of my father (whom she is close with), we began discussing the trip, and the stress was too much for me, but it was SO nice to hear Yo say in retrospect, “The first night was crazy.” Thank you. At least some of us aren’t erasing what they experienced that first night and really did happen. But then, it was Yolanda who had to run down the dinner table and grab Rinna’s arm to restrain her. Oh well. Spilled milk, throat grabbing, broken glass…all water under the bridge of a Dutch canal. Haha.

Next, we see Lisa R. having dinner with Kyle in LA. Conversation topic? Rinna’s work, hobbies, family? Nope. I know, I know, we all found it hard to believe, but surprisingly enough, Lisa R.’s topic du jour was, and continues to be, Kim. Specifically, Lisa R’s fixation with the idea that Kim isn’t sober. Good thing she said she had “dropped it” and never talks behind Kim’s back.

Will this ever end? Not only on RHOBH but on Twitter and in the media. Lisa R. saw Kim on one pain pill months ago. DROP IT.

So, there they are pretending to eat, so they can gossip about Kim and I behind our backs. What would they even talk about without us? Kyle heard Lisa R. use the word intervention and visibly salivates and is just chomping at the bit about running to Kim with this hurtful gossip. Only stop, rewind. Bravo replayed our conversation, and it was Lisa R. who brought up the word “intervention,” NOT ME. I quipped back, “Maybe you could do an intervention with (for) all of us.” Not quite the same thing.

Oh, and remember a few episodes ago, also behind Kim’s back, Lisa R. tried to convince a driving Lisa V. to join her in an intervention for Kim? What was Lisa V.’s response? “We can’t, because we don’t know. It’s not our business.”

So, cut to Kyle showing her newest real estate purchase in Palm Springs. Kyle has decided the best possible place to talk to her sister is in the enormous multi-million dollar house she just bought from selling her and Kim’s shares of their deceased mother’s house…This always confuses me. If Kim was not of the mind to enter into business at the time, it looks like Kyle took advantage of her. If she was, it looks like a fast one was pulled. Clearly Kim is still unhappy about whatever transpired, and Kyle is hiding something. Wasn’t this the family house that Kim worked and paid for as a child star? Anyway, ask Kim, not me, but don’t ask Kyle, unless you’re a gossip site or magazine. Kyle’s been giving tons of interviews about her sister lately, even though they haven’t talked in many months. But file that under keeping Kim’s private life private. Right, Kyle?

Backtracking to that dinner between Kyle and Lisa R., Kyle muses on the night of the glass throwing, “I feel bad that Kim was talking to Lisa R. like that” and “I feel bad that Kim was screaming at me.” Kyle also puts this on the record about me, “If she’s so concerned about Kim, but she won’t come to me?” File this under bad acting and lie No. 126 from Kyle Richards. Make a chart, you’ll need it later.

So Kim and Kyle alone in Palm Springs. Kyle really doesn’t get why Kim is upset with her? OK. Well, Kyle, it could be because you’re a lying, empathy-lacking, narcissist who only cares about the appearance of looking wealthy and having famous friends, while throwing your sister under a fleet of buses. It could be that. But, what do I know?”

Wow that was long! thoughts and opinions?

Brandi Glanville: I Did Not Suggest An Intervention For Kim Richards

Lisa Vanderpump Has Reached Her Limit With Brandi

Ms. Lisa Vanderpump is bitching to her blog this week to gossip all about Brandi Glanville slapping her on last week’s episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Lisa says she had reached her limit with Glanville and explains why she was not prepared to accept Brandi’s apology.

Lisa begins, “Well as you witnessed, when we meet again at the gorgeous flower market, I wasn’t in the frame of mind to accept Brandi’s flowers. I assumed if I accepted the flowers, that meant I had to accept the apology. Accepting the apology means I am perpetuating the behavior, so therefore I wasn’t prepared to do that.

We talked before about life’s consequences, and I am not accusing BG of a heinous crime (pushing and slapping), but it was the straw that broke the camel’s back.

I had reached my limit of allowances for her, and if Yolanda wants to continually make excuses for her poor behavior, then that is up to her. I had certainly had enough. Talking to Ken, I yearned for home and to be back in a place of emotional security, but one more night to go, then I was off to London to see my family. So the last supper, surrounded by the beauty of the canals and the gentle banter between us all, was a much needed emotional poultice before we ended this eventful trip. The absence of BG was a welcome change to the dynamic, and the fact that she was going on a date with my son’s friend (best friend in school for many years) seemed strange to me, and the remark that he had a nice c–k just certified why I have little left to say. I am devoid of any more remonstrations. It is not his age, it was the fact that I had known him so well for all the years growing up. It seemed strange to think of him having sex at all! Especially as they had just met.

Amsterdam will still resonate as a unique and fruitful experience, and I am happy that I went, even though some moments were less than pleasant for sure.

Loved being back at LaLa and was nervous to ordain my first wedding between this wonderful couple Dominic and Magno…a perfect example of how love sees no color or gender. Officiating the wedding was a responsibility, and one that I took seriously, as this wasn’t my day, this was theirs, and as we all ventured into unknown territory. I felt an overwhelming urge to hold their hands and guide them into the next chapter of their lives.What a sweet couple. I have been asked many times to officiate, and this couple, as I looked at them, I felt blessed to have been included in their special day.

Many have asked me why I remain steadfast in my resolve and support of LGBT and many have criticized me for my dedication to the gay community ,the fight for equal rights. I have always maintained that marriage is about two people who love each other, and those two are afforded the same rights as others. It’s not political, it’s about humanity. It’s not tolerance, it’s about embracing our fellow man. So in a public forum, I was happy to stand up to the objectors as a conduit between the heterosexual community and theirs. I have an understanding of the qualities and to what I believe makes a decent human being. I am positive that who somebody spends their life with, who they are attracted to, is at the end of that list.

So let’s focus on positivity in this episode and accountability. Whoever we are, if we make mistakes, it is not about saying sorry–that’s easy. It is about personal growth and reassuring the people involved that you have computed the fact and have learnt from it. Then you can move forward.”

 

Lisa Vanderpump Has Reached Her Limit With Brandi

Lisa Vanderpump Payed To Keep Stassi Schroeder Sex Tape Out Of Media

The biggest scandal to hit Vanderpump Rules occurred last night when at the Vanderpump Rules Reunion we heard all about the Stassi Schroeder sex tape. Lisa Vanderpump talked to RumorFix about the current scandal.

According to the gossip website Vanderpump payed “a lot of money to a man who was trying to sell a self-pleasure video of Stassi to keep it from going public.”

Looks like Lisa lost out on that cash, because at the Reunion Stassi Schroeder brought up the scandal her cast mates promised not to talk about her self!

Lisa told RumorFix, “It’s obviously out there. I tried to do everything I could to protect her. I hope she can move past it.”

The source continues “We are told Lisa, herself tracked down the seller of the tape and begged a gossip site not to publish the story months ago. She was successful. But as the Vanderpump Rules reunion show was about to air, word leaked about the graphic tape.”

Another source close to the situation reports that the entire Vanderpump Rules Cast has already seen the tape, but kept it hush hush out of respect to Stassi. Which leads us to ask…. would you protect Stassi?

Lisa added at the end of her interview with Rumorfix, “When you’re young sometimes you do stupid things.” Do you think Lisa watched the tape? “I could have seen it,” she claims, “but I was more interested in protecting her!”

Lisa then goes on to say that this scandal was the reason why Stassi came off as such a bitch to some of her castmates, because she thought they were behind pushing the tape to the media. She insists however that all the cast mates completely respected Stassi and kept it out of there mouths. Looks like Stassi needed a publicity stunt to up her contract next season!

Lisa Vanderpump Payed To Keep Stassi Schroeder Sex Tape Out Of Media

RHOBH Sneak Peek: Kim Richards Seeks Support From Adrienne Maloof, Brandi Glanville Blows Up!

On tonights all-new episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Lisa Vanderpump bitches and moans about accepting Brandi’s apology for slapping her the night before. After a final dinner in Amsterdam, which Brandi skips, the women return home. Brandi recieves bad news about her dad’s health. Kyle is in awe when Lisa Rinna tells her that Brandi has talked about Kim needing an intervention. Plus Later, in Palm Springs, Kyle angrily reveals to Kim what Brandi her so called BFF has been saying behind her back. Watch a sneak peek preview below!

RHOBH Sneak Peek: Kim Richards Seeks Support From Adrienne Maloof, Brandi Glanville Blows Up!

How Lisa Vanderpump Almost Didn"t Join RHOBH

To no surprise Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Lisa Vanderpump has been a  very successful business women. Before RHOBH she was queen of the gay pubs, after she became queen of the fanciest restaurants we have ever seen and now she is explaining how joining the show has helped her become a better businesswoman. Lisa who currently has three fancy restaurants in Los Angeles, stars in her own spin-off show, has a jewelry collection, a tabletop collection and both a vodka and sangria line, we can say is doing very very well. Unlike lets say Sonja Morgan… whose toaster has still not see a self!

“It was a good move,” Lisa Vanderpump begins to explain how Reality TV has helped her Businesses’.

“I was a sort of a natural selection for the Housewives,” she claims, admitting that at first she had no interest in doing the show. “I’d seen one or two [shows] and there were too many altercations. I thought, ‘No – that’s so not me! It’s just too volatile.’”

She was eventually convinced by a producer to do a screen test. “As long as I can leave with the same integrity I came into this with, and as long as you show an accurate portrayal of me, then I’m happy,” Lisa says.

 

How Lisa Vanderpump Almost Didn"t Join RHOBH

Brandi Glanville Slaps Lisa Vanderpump On RHOBH in Playfight With Herself?

Drama hits this weeks episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, we finally got to see why Brandi Glanville slapped Lisa Vanderpump. And well it was a bit of a letdown!

The Cast Goes on a boat trip, around the beautiful canals of Amsterdam. Of course this boat trip is ruined by the fight that never ends. As surprisingly Eileen Davidson defends herself, to viewers delight, with help from Bravos Production staff, we are able to see flashbacks proving Eileen correct in every defense she throws at Brandi and BFF Kim. Brandi babbles like an idiot and makes no sense at all. My the tables are turning here! Eileen comes out looking great, and Brandi and Kim not so much. An awkward dinner prevails it self following the awkard arguing. As the Ladies Leaves the Boat Brandi and Lisa Stay Behind…

In what was a very confusing moment, Brandi wants to playfight with Lisa Vanderpump

Lisa Vanderpump did not want to kiss Brandi and she did not want to slap her either, so instead Brandi decided to give Lisa a slap.

“No. No…” Lisa told Glanville after she slapped her, and Brandi just wanted Lisa to slap her back. “That’s wrong. Stop. No I’m not doing it to you. Quit while you’re ahead, I don’t like that. That’s like throwing a glass of wine in somebody’s face.”

In her interview, Lisa vented, “For God’s sake what in the hell do you think you are doing? It just goes too far with her. It just always goes too far!”

Watch the show highlight below.

Photo/Video Credit: Bravo

 

Brandi Glanville Slaps Lisa Vanderpump On RHOBH in Playfight With Herself?

Brandi Glanville Was Joking When She Slapped Lisa Vanderpump So She Claims

Brandi Glanville is taking damage control to her blog this week as she tries to explain why she slapped Lisa Vanderpump on this week’s episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Glanville claims she was just joking around with Vanderpump and never planned to slap her. Which is easy believe due to Brandi’s past history with self control. She claims once she saw Lisa’s reaction she knew she had made a mistake. Because no one touches the Queen of Beverly Hills

Brandi starts, “Just got back from a beautiful Cabo weekend, and it was great mixing pleasure with work. I was down in Mexico with my wine producers, and we have nothing to report but good news. Wish I could have taken you all there with me. I went exploring on my own (#lost) and had a few exciting adventures. After my short trip, I think I may need a longer vacation getaway with no cell phone or emails for at least a week. But who doesn’t, right?

Here we are again: the blog, still in gorgeous Amsterdam, and still knee-deep in drama.
Unfortunately, our reality took over pretty quickly. Who you travel with controls the mood of the trip like nothing else. I wish certain people could let things drop, but it is what it is. As you will see, some people can pretend like things never happened, and others want to replay them over and over in case we didn’t hear it the first, second, and third time.

I think you can see that at this point of the trip I was just over it and wanted to be home with my family. I was really just phoning it in at this point and tired of the constant bickering, fakeness, hypocrisy, and overdone soap-opera dramatics.

The thing that I see the most is that there are three different Lisa R. personalities. The first is the bubbly, cool chick I had on my podcast and really liked. The second is the one who uses a soft, convincing actress voice to label people she barely knows as addicts, insane, and white trash every week for our entire time together. These labels were because she “CARES.” The third Lisa R. is the one that said, “Why is everyone afraid of Kim Richards?” and now says, “Kim Richards scares me!” This is the same personality all the other women seem to excuse the most and have to literally physically restrain from violence…This last one is the same Lisa R. taking angry potshots at people online and on Twitter since November. I guess some people that wear that little red string on their wrist just pretend to study Kaballah? I have friends that actually do study it, and they are pacifists. Don’t worry she deleted her many crazy Tweets pretty quickly, but they’re out there. We all know once you delete something it lives forever. I seriously need a chart to figure out who Lisa R. really is and which personality we have to deal with on the daily. Her multiple-personality disorder is so confusing.

Lisa V. is only two different people. One is the lewd, bawdy English chick with the wicked sense of humor that I love, who made a speech alluding to all the BJs she gave to win her virtual Daytime Emmy. The one that cracks sex jokes ’round the clock, exaggerates fake sexual exploits, and uses self-deprecating sexual humor all the while making fun of everyone else as well. I have a few Brit friends that I have known for many years, and I relate to them. I lived in Europe for over six years, afterall. Brits make fun of themselves with a dry, monotone voice and expect you to return the joke right back. It’s called banter. The more wicked, the better. If you can twist what they say right back to them, they love it. It’s never serious and never taken as an insult. So, we have the Lisa V. who does this ’round the clock since I met her, but now, depending on the moment, we have a second Lisa V. who pretends a colorful joke is a serious insult. She is now shocked when people, or just me (and maybe Stassi), repeat exactly what she has said previously. It’s a convenient shock, reserved for people on her hit list, which she turns off and on like a light switch. Like I said, her two personalities are exhausting. Now she’s on Twitter pretending to clutch her pearls (or, in her case, diamonds), acting like the Queen of England saying I accused her of cheating on King Ken. Officially, here you go Lisa V.: I have never ever said that, never thought it, and you know it’s complete and total BS. I was just continuing a long-running joke that you started with me years ago. Ridiculous.

This whole episode I can only feel bad for Yo. She went to such trouble and did so much planning to make everything perfect, and it just wasn’t the right time for us to all be traveling together. I really want to take Yo back to Amsterdam and just have her show me everything. That would be a perfect trip, and I know for a fact we would actually have a really good time, because we get each other.

Yo’s private boat dinner should have been perfect, and I tried to save it three times. I didn’t succeed, but I tried. The tension was so thick, it was impossible. Before dinner, I tried to do a round-table example of how all of us have been unfairly labeled in one way or another. I went around the table exaggerating our labels and was about to say, “Other people’s negative labels are all BS. We should just let them go and try to move on.” Eileen SEEMS smart enough to know where I was going. I was trying to defuse the whole thing, making us seem equally mislabeled and level the situation. This Emmy winner clearly needed her moment and had to pull out the soap opera acting card by interrupting me dramatically. She cut me off and stole the scene to try and make it all about her, instead of all us having a moment to agree we’ve all been stuck with unfair labels at one time or another. Eileen’s constant LAME soap opera dramatics and “How dare yous!” can be filed under fake bad acting and completely exhausting.

I then tried a positive game where we all compliment each other. Even if I don’t believe they are all good on the inside, I knew I could compliment them on their esthetic. Hey, I was trying my very best. I really was trying, but I truly just wanted to be back at the hotel facetiming with my boys. I didn’t want to hear what these women had to say to me about me in a positive way, because I don’t believe, other than Kim and Yolanda and maybe Lisa V. at one point in the past, that they really understand me. Then after the game, everyone mellowed out and started to leave. Lisa V. and I were actually laughing and starting to have fun on the “Love Boat.” I fell into the old pattern of being super silly with Lisa V. I felt connected to her again and randomly was playing out a scene with her asking for a Julie-style kiss. She was playing back with me like old days, not giving the kiss when she said she was going to smack me. This thought had never crossed my mind, because I am a kisser…The moment got the best of me, and I took her suggestion and ran with it… MISTAKE! I apologized immediately and immensely and continued to for an hour and weeks after. Maybe we were all possibly in a soap opera time warp. I was asking Lisa V. for a kiss and to make up Love Boat style. I NEVER would have thought of smacking Lisa had she not said it herself. You can obviously see us happy, giggling, being affectionate, and playing like we use to. You can also see how Lisa V. changed personalities and was cool with me as soon as the others had walked ahead. I was JOKING and told her we should kiss and finally make up! I NEVER EVER planned to smack her… However, regardless of the circumstances, I did and apologized immediately and profusely when I saw both of our reactions. I f—ed up. I own that.

Lisa V. took what happened straight to the other women. They are all now trying to get as much mileage out of this as they can. Why so much drama about this wrong, but playful, moment? Notice that none of the other women in last week’s blogs or even on Twitter mention Lisa R. physically attacking/assaulting Kim or myself across the table? Not one word. Had we been blinded by the glass, maybe the tone would be different. But alas, we weren’t, so everything you saw last week never happened. #doublestandard #hypocrisy

What else? We see Eileen get bent out of shape when people accept apologies, make peace, and agree to go shopping for a day. I guess it doesn’t fit her dramatic agenda. Next Dr. Eileen and Dr. Lisa R. have a strong talk with Kyle about her and Kim’s relationship issues (TALK ABOUT COMING BETWEEN TWO SISTERS), telling Kyle she should basically drop her own sister. They both admittedly barely knowing Kim and Kyle, but have now labeled Kim as “abusive,” because she finally spoke up and told Kyle she has not been supportive lately. That is not even close to abuse. More BS agendas and labeling. I say if you spot it, you got it, and these two actresses need to check their own closets for skeletons and stop worrying about everyone else.”

Brandi Glanville Was Joking When She Slapped Lisa Vanderpump So She Claims

Lisa Vanderpump Answers To Brandi’s Slap, Her Response Now

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Lisa Vanderpump went to her blog this week to butch and moan about Brandi Glanville slapping her in the face in the most recent episode of RHOBH. Lisa explains what happened from her narsastistic point of view and also reveals what happened that wasn’t shown on the show!

Vanderpump starts her blog, “So the slap…the long awaited slap that could be heard echoing through the Hills of Beverly. Now you know I have never insinuated that it was that hard. I had a small scratch on my upper lip from her acrylic claws, but the strength of the slap was not the issue. I think in her own distorted mind she thought this was playing, but no, it didn’t feel like that. First she pushed me…OK…But it wasn’t the actual slap. It was the violation…I haven’t had a hand laid on me since I was a child. Also, I might add that it seems ironic that this is the same person that constantly reiterates to Kyle, “Don’t touch me.” Might seem a tad hypocritical.

I was shocked, reeling. I immediately retreated to the bathroom–unfortunately it was the men’s. Didn’t realize it at the time, locked the door, and desperately tried to regroup and pull myself together as the tears flowed. I chastised myself and knew cameras and friends were outside.
I felt ridiculous. I don’t want my reaction to supersede the action–it wasn’t that hard. So why did it provoke such an emotional response?

There were a sequence of events that day that culminated in my complete withdrawal of any interaction with BG again.

When we were shopping earlier, as you saw, which was remarkable considering the debacle the night before, BG informed me that Kyle had told her I had an affair with my trainer. I scoffed at the ridiculousness of this remark and claimed it to be untrue…Kyle wouldn’t say that, and also, just a small point, I don’t have a trainer.

The realization washed over me slowly. This was a a reenactment of her actions that resulted in the fiasco last year. She sees Kyle and I too close for her liking and decides to create some sort of scenario that will drive a wedge between us, whatever the cost.
I processed this, and we went to dinner. Once again BG, apparently joking, states I had slept around.

There are few things that are sacred to me, but the sanctity of our marriage is one of them. We have been committed to each other for 33 years, and I was disappointed that BG could vindictively insinuate anything else, especially in such a public forum.

Careless remarks are one thing, but lies can gather momentum as she knowingly stated Eileen was a homewrecker, which was also grossly unfair. I have no idea of her history, but I have witnessed her to be nothing but kind and a lovely woman to be sure.

So we witness her trying to kiss me…Ken and I had been down this path before. She lunges at you, trying to have some sort of physical interaction, land a kiss, which luckily she has always been unsuccessful at I might add, but you know she would include that in her arsenal. She would state that we “made out” or something of that nature. I was always wary of that, even when we had a deeper friendship.

I feel strongly, as I said at the table, (I know it is cliché) that if you don’t like yourself,what lurks beneath?

BG couldn’t sit at that table as we had words of kindness to say about each other. She added superficial comments, which defeats the object. She knew that her actions to most of us have been despicable, she knows…Be able to look yourself in the eye and know you have done right. That will give you all the confidence you need…

I have seen the self mutilation, which she struggles with, and that she often complains about, the self destruction as she digs into her face and the destruction of relationships close to her.
So Kyle takes me for pancakes–a deliberate attempt to fatten me up. I enlighten her of the slap, and we unequivocally agree that the line has been well and truly crossed. It was not just the physicality, it was the failed attempt that was so successful last year to infiltrate a friendship. I had given BG a second chance after she tried everything to denigrate my character last season, but something this time in me just snapped. That single defining moment was when I knew and I asked myself the pertinent question, “What was the upside of this friendship?” I knew the answer, and so will you.”

Well now Lisa is always good at turning things to her advantage but Brandi really why did you slap her we must ask? Very random !

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Lisa Vanderpump Answers To Brandi’s Slap, Her Response Now

Lisa Vanderpump Tries to Understand Brandi

Lisa Vanderpump took to her blog this week to discuss the bitching that had occured in Amsterdam with the women on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Ms. Vanderpump reacts to Kim Richards’ behavior with Lisa Rinna and says she understands where Brandi’s  comment came from.

Lisa writes, “So as we join the ladies in Amsterdam, I meet Lisa and Eileen for some tea in the lounge. I was reticent to be involved in this potential confrontation. I had voiced my concerns gently to Lisa, expressing my thoughts on discussing sobriety with Kim–it was a land mine that I wanted to avoid. Anyway, we go to dinner…I actually cringed as I objected to Yolanda’s stance on prostitution, my caustic remark in interview, but that, in the grand scale of things, flew under the radar. However, I am sure in situations where there is no choice, maybe prostitution is understandable, but in a cosmopolitan city like Amsterdam where there are a plethora of choices–maybe even menial–but choices nonetheless, whilst preserving our dignity, they would be mine.

So the dinner progresses. I once again don’t agree that we have superficial conversations in Beverly Hills as Yolanda said. Maybe some do, but I am sure my character is the same as when I was in the heart of the English countryside, or wherever I lived.

So things start to heat up…Lisa categorically says, “I apologize for getting in your business.” That should have been the end of it, but no, Kim was gunning for her and was not going to back down. She was on a mission. I adore Lisa, and I don’t stand in front of her and condone her actions (any physicality does not sit well with me), however, there comes a time when one might just snap, especially when you are defending the good name of your family, their integrity in a public arena against the aggressor, being Kim, who is hinting at insidious rumors. I urge Lisa to challenge her later over the spiteful intimation regarding Harry. I was absolutely of the mind that it was empty rhetoric, designed to incite Lisa. But Lisa reacted to it. Lisa took the bait, and therefore became somewhat culpable in this whole scenario.

Once again Kim lambasts Kyle for not defending her. How could Kyle defend her mean-spirited remarks? Calling Eileen a beast? I mean, have you all met Eileen? Really?

Lisa absolutely apologized to Kim in her attempt to intervene in regard to her sobriety. As she emotionally conveyed that her sister had died from some sort of abuse, either alcohol or drugs–I am not sure, it didn’t even resonate with Kim. Lisa also stated she had witnessed alcoholism in Harry’s family where loved ones were lost. Kim ignored Lisa’s point that there was no mal intent, that it was coming from a place of concern. Yes, a place that was public, but we all understand that if we sign up to do a reality show, then our reality is displayed. If we have something to hide (skeletons in a closet), be sure they will come jumping out like a frigging jack in the box.

The enormity of the situation was pretty emotional. Each and every one of us astounded as to what we had witnessed. The most fascinating part when watching this is the fact that in the aftermath of the emotional explosion, one conversation between Lisa and Kim, which we obviously did not witness, all feelings were buried. A band-aid was put on the wound, and we were supposed to pretend as if it never ever existed. I think It was a double-edged sword: One side wonderful that everything was buried under a little Dutch rug, and we could enjoy the sights of Amsterdam; the other side being there was obvious feelings that were festering. My attitude was that I would’ve rather enjoyed the trip and dealt with whatever residual feelings upon our return.

I have to say it was pretty hilarious that out of all the men and all the windmills, we found one of Yolanda’s ex-boyfriends. What a gift that we giggled over, enjoying the playful banter as we teased her.

All was sailing along pretty smoothly until the pot shop. I make no pretenses of anything whatsoever. We are in a public forum, we are all aware of that. My children are grown, and I understand the reticence to partake in whatever was on offer, but then let’s not go there in the first place. Let us not sit in the middle of this bar and start hurling accusations designed to embarrass.

I do understand to some extent what Brandi is saying regarding hypocrisy. If you do it, own it, but in all the years I have known Kyle, I don’t ever recall seeing her smoking. Brandi persisted, but the caveat here is we are all too often the victims of her behavior. When she drinks, things often become aggressive…as you will see next week.”

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Lisa Vanderpump Tries to Understand Brandi

Lisa Vanderpump Says Next Week Everything Boils Over On RHOBH

Lisa Vanderpump is taking to her blog to discuss this week’s episode of RHOBH. Vanderpump says she’s on team Lisa Rinna When she explains she sympathized  with Lisa Rinna’s experience with addiction and says that next week the tension between the women boils over. Aka Lisa throws a glass of wine at Kim. Irony!

Lisa start, “Hello and welcome back. Firstly, the dream team charging ’round BH I could’ve done without. It was fun, but a lot of running, and my mind is useless with clues, so it was challenging. Too funny that Brandi was with Kyle, as they weren’t even talking!
Anyway I got on the tour bus, back of somebody’s bike, whatever it took…We lost our envelope at the beginning–oh, dear. Anyway, it is good to see all of the women having a laugh–very tiring, though. Our last destination was Villa Blanca–finally a glass of rosè! A trip was decided, so off we trot to Holland.

Remember how Brandi was saying, “Yes, Holland, we can all smoke pot!” Well that changes real quick! Having been raised by strict but liberal parents sounds like an oxymoron. What I mean to say is that manners and respect were essential, but as parents who lived in London through the ’60s, pot was not a huge deal. The lighthearted banter later takes a dark side…

So I couldn’t leave with the others, as I was working then judging the Hero Dog Awards and was already committed–after seeing the journey, I realized how fortunate I was–so Eileen and I joined a little later. David and Yolanda’s event looked fabulous, though. To raise that incredible amount of money for such a good cause, I salute that wholeheartedly.

I really felt for Lisa as she explained her feelings in regard to Harry quitting drinking and the death of his brothers on the way to the event. I feel that is absolutely why she is so concerned.

It was a difficult episode to watch as this subject of Kim’s sobriety came to the forefront. I knew from experience and reiterated this to Lisa and Eileen that the possibility of this ending well was non-existent, as I had experienced her aggression in Paris, when I gently probed as to whether she had taken a sleeping pill, as that would explain her bizarre behavior. I still can’t quite compute the difference between me asking whether she took a sleep aid, which she interpreted as contesting her sobriety, and her taking a pain pill at the poker night, which apparently had no bearing in breaking her resolve to abstain.
I had visited Amsterdam several times, and as I was visiting my family in London, it worked out perfectly–well the logistics did. The trip? Not so much.

You can see the tension between the group–like a pot simmering, then the lid is put on, and next week everything boils over.”

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Lisa Vanderpump Says Next Week Everything Boils Over On RHOBH

Details From Inside The Season 5 RHOBH Reunion Taping

Just Last week the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills taped there most epic reunion yet, season 5. And despite her battle with Lyme Disease, Yolanda Foster attended the reunion, unforchantly she had to leave early. She unlike I don’t know Lindsay Lohan kept her commitment and showed up sick!

“She wasn’t feeling great. But she looked good and was articulate and well spoken while she was there,” a source told network E! News. “Instead of staying the whole day and not functioning the way she’d like, she stayed as long as she could and was solid.” 

The insider also reveals that this year all of the women were pointing their fingers at Brandi Glanville. Is anyone really surprised about this?  So far she has been nothing but drunk, she stirred that pot between Kim and Kyle Richards and now she’s helping to make Kim’s sobriety a main storyline. “There was definitely no love lost between her and several cast members. Kim sided with her, so did Yolanda for a bit,” the source says, saying that when Yolanda left, Brandi was in defense mode. Due to her lack of ally’s and friends strongly due to her unpredictable behavior.

The pain pill incident with Kim Richards and poker night reportedly led to some battling of words between Kim and her sister Kyle. However The two both broke out into tears during the reunion (just like everyone they fight in) and things got pretty emotional. The source says Kim was lucid, together and “appeared completely sober” during the taping. 

This doesn’t surprise us as we have been very vocal about our opinion on Kim Richards being sober, and that bravo is attempting to say otherwise to create more drama and ratings! 

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Details From Inside The Season 5 RHOBH Reunion Taping