The ladies of the Real Housewives of New York City returned tonight, and it was a must see event! Tonight’s episode opened up with its usual recap and catchphrases, Kristen’s catchphrase should seriously read, “IM ANNOYING AS HELL, BUT AT LEAST IM PRETTY.”
Tonight’s episode begins with the end of Ramona Singer and Kristen Taekman’s confrontation. As Kristen holds her glass and walks away, Ramona Singer, Dorinda Medley, Heather Taekman and Countess LuAnn laugh giggle and hug. That is until Dorinda Medley calls Ramona out for being mean, and surprisingly Ramona actually listens to Dorinda and admits that maybe her delivery was off this of course surprises the Countess. The ladies finally attend the party and start to enjoy themselfs drama free.
Kristen asks Heather and Dorina what had happened after she walked away, the ladies defend Kristen’s actions and all make fun of Ramona. Bethenny Frankel arrives and Kristen confronts her immediately. Bethenny tells Kristen that she always has a sour puss on her face as if she’s waiting to attack. Seriously Kristen’s facial expressions are so fucking annoying. Sonja Morgan interrupts the ladies to try to cool things out, however Kristen goes back on the attack against Kristen. Bethenny tells Kristen that she came in hot against her, which pisses Kristen off, “damned if I do, damned if I don’t” Kristen claims in her confessional.
Bethenny Frankel tells Kristen she doesn’t remember ever telling Carole Radziwill that Kristen was dumb, however she did call the name of her nail polish dumb because it’s the name of another company. Bethenny sort of apologizes, and tries to smooth things out. Kristen however isn’t to happy as she explains in her confessional that it feels like she was mugged.
The ladies arrive in the Tropical Paradise of turks and caicos, the ladies of course are staying in lavish quarters. Ramona Singer makes fun of Carole for video taping their arrival, I guess when you are on TV all the time you don’t need to record memories. Sonja Morgan and Ramona Singer are the first to try to go find rooms, finding the best quarters for them to share. It’s a battle of the rooms! Bethenny, Carole, Dorinda and the Countess are a little annoyed that Sonja was checking out every room and picking out the best area.
Bethenny Frankel of course is the first to say something to Sonja and Ramona, the ladies are starting to get very annoyed as they are blown off about discussing the rooms. Heather Thomson attempts to take Sonja’s room which of course pisses Sonja off but then Sonja realises that there isn’t a bathtub in her room! She claims that she hasn’t used a shower in years, and asks Bethenny if she can use hers. After Bethenny agrees the big B goes into attack mode telling Sonja that she doesn’t have a bathtub because of karma.
Surprisingly Bethenny and LuAnn get along over making fun of Ramona Singer, that is until Ramona Singer apologizes to Bethenny Frankel for her behavior earlier, Bethenny jokes with LuAnn that she’s going to see if Ramona is sorry enough to allow her to have her room, which of course Ramona won’t let happen.
Bethenny Frankel compliments Heather Thomson for once telling her that she loves her company’s products, that is until she tells Heather she should also do fitness wear for her company Yummy. Heather smiles and nods her head, until she reveals in her confessional that her company already does fitness wear, but atleast it was nice to see Bethenny try and be nice for once.
Sonja Morgan then confronts Ramona Singer who she believes is very lonely. Ramona Singer informs Sonja in an annoyed tone that she’s not lonely and she’s doing just fine.
“Just because you drop in bed with every guy doesn’t mean I have to too,” Ramona informs Sonja. This of course pisses Sonja Morgan off who informs Ramona that she does not sleep with every guy she meets, she may flirt, but she doesn’t get down and dirty…. Year right Sonja! Sonja clearly still annoyed begins to vent to Carole Radziwill, “I may flirt with every guy, but I definitely don’t sleep with them all.”
While Carole and Sonja are team get Ramona laid, Kristen Taekman puts in her two cents, and informs the ladies that while she thinks Ramona should start to date, it might be a little to soon to well spoon!
In one hell of a shocking moment, Ramona Singer actually thanks Kristen Taekman and gives her a big ol’ huge. Sonja is annoyed and tells Ramona, “Well you’re dating people you don’t even like, that’s what I’m concerned with” Carole tells the ladies to move on, however Sonja has to continue. “I don’t think you like the guys you are dating, because I don’t even like the guys you are dating.” Wow Sonja really good reasoning there!
Check out the clip below to watch Ramona vs Sonja, and Ramona and Kristen actually get along!
After this part I started to make food because I was getting a little board, I mean seriously the ladies are fighting over a room, being called dumb and the fact Bethenny is putting her kid first always, which is what she should do. Seriously can’t they fight over something that is actually well juicy?
Sonja Morgan expresses in her confessional that she feels like a punching bag between the ladies, this of course rubs Bethenny the wrong way. Bethenny is confused as to what Sonja is talk about and why she keeps saying Bullshit, Sonja rambles and i’m lost, Bethenny tries to get in a few words but Sonja wont shut the fuck up. Seriously someone tell me in the comment section below what the fuck Sonja was talking about. Bethenny tells Sonja that she has a right to cry in a corner because she is going through a lot, but tells her that she has been drinking to much.
“Just listen to me,” Bethenny pleads to the delusional Sonja Morgan. “One day you will tell me that I helped you,” Bethenny tries to continue but the cray cray isn’t letting up and Sonja keeps trying to interrupt the Big B! “Just Listen to me,” Bethenny continues as we see a flash of Ramona Singer freaking out that dinner is ready and Bethenny and Sonja haven’t sat down yet.
“We are all hungry, can we please have the first course,” Ramona asks the group clearly pissed off at the absence of Bethenny and Sonja. Back to Sonja and Bethenny, Sonja rambles, “Let me tell you, what i’m going through right now, I have to go out sometimes and party and that what I do.”
Bethenny tries to get a word in but Sonja continues on and on about all the things she has to do, and is currently doing. Bethenny grabs Sonja’s hands and pleads for her to listen to her. “Listen to me, I’m a smart girl, do you think I got her by being dumb. Just stop fucking talking,” Sonja is insulted and asks Bethenny was she has to say such things.
“Am I a stupid girl,” Sonja asks Bethenny, “your acting stupid,” Bethenny responds. The ever so delusional Sonja Morgan asks Bethenny if she got where she is by acting stupid, this is funny because seriously where the fuck is Sonja… NOWHERE! “Where are you,” Bethenny asks.
“I’m hanging onto everything I have, i’m doing very well, handling a lot of attorneys.” Bethenny interrupts Sonja and tells her shes doing a lot of talking but no listening. Sonja informs Bethenny that she thinks her actions speak for themselves…. what actions is she talking about.
LuAnn interrupts Sonja and Bethenny and tries to force them to eat, Bethenny tells LuAnn to just let them talk. Bethenny tells LuAnn that they will return in 10 minutes and to let them just talk. Ramona interrupts and starts to cry and Bethenny tells her to shut the fuck up and shut the door. Ramona listens and starts to bitch to the other ladies. Bethenny continues her attack on Sonja’s drinking problem, as the other ladies are praying that Bethenny can get through to Sonja. They end their convo by hugging it out as Sonja still doesn’t seem to get it.
As Bethenny returns to the table, Sonja Morgan stays behind. The ladies ask Bethenny if she thinks that she got through to Sonja, and she replies that she sure hopes so. The Ladies tell Bethenny that she looks traumatized. Sonja returns looking like she had just balled in the bathroom. LuAnn tries to lighten up the mood by talking about sex! LuAnn explains that she actually last had sex the day before!
What did you guys think of tonight’s episode? Let us know in the comment section below!
Real Housewives of New York City Season 7 / Episode 12 Recap
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